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deadashistory:

chokemangione:

Yung God - I Think I’m Dexter Based Freestyle

Dee Dee, get out my lab
Hoes on my slab
Bitches in my lab
Damn I’m Dexter, I’m a scientist
Hoes on my dick, wanna cheat off my test
Wanna be my partner when we do assignments
Boots, no J’s
Look at my report card, bitch, all A’s
Monkey in the cage
Dick down her throat
Hoes on my dick cause I wear a labcoat
Hoes on my dick cause I take good notes
Hoes on my dick cause I’m swaggin
Top notch glasses
Fuckin with the white folks
Gloves on my hands like Michael
Bitches on my periodic table
Let’s work
Hoes on my dick cause I’m on Cartoon Network
Dial M for Monkey
Dial M for Monkey
I’m a science junkie
Motherfuck my sister
Fuck with my experiment, hit her with a big dick
Got a telescope on my wishlist
Shouts out to Einstein
Fuckin with the iodine
Fuckin with the elements
Finna be the president
Fuckin on the robot
Lab is a secret, don’t tell nobody
Study for a test while you go to party
Bitches on my dick read a book just for fun
What’s the temperature of the sun? 
9864211 Fahrenheit
Damn, I’m a socialite
Finna make a rocket bike
Fuck Jimmy Neutron
I’m a fuckin genius
Bitches on my penis
Mama came in the room, so I closed the lab
Hope she didn’t see it
Fuck Nickelodeon
Bitch cause I’m Dexter
Bitches on my dick cause I’m short
Stay in the lab, I don’t fuck with no sports
Dial M for Monkey
Dial M for Monkey
Dial M for Monkey
Dial M for Monkey
Never been a dummy
Never made a B or a C or a D
100 bitches on me
Dial M for Monkey
Dial M for Monkey
Dial M for Monkey
Dial M for Monkey
Dial M for Monkey
Dial M for Monkey
I’m on Cartoon Network
Bitch I’m Dexter 

oh my god

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Reblog if you think someone is cute, but you know you don’t even have a chance with them.

allfeelalltogether:

andisolemnlyswear:

life story.

everyone.

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burningveins: Always always always reblog everytime I see this gif. It makes me horny .

burningveins:

Always always always reblog everytime I see this gif. It makes me horny .

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Its funny that the only think keeping me from suicide,is the fact that my mother died and I don’t want my dad to go through another death.Isn’t that pathetic I don’t want to stay alive for me but so my father doesn’t get more hurt.Wow,Im more pathetic than I though.



The only reason I don’t respond truthfully when someone asks me what’s wrong is because I know that most of the time people don’t care about my problems and they just want to know what’s going on because it satisfies them to know everything that goes on with everyone.


gpoy

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ksibkidd: ……………………. The square root of 69 is ate something .. right ?cause i’ve been tryna work it out, ohhh .

ksibkidd:

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The square root of 69 is ate something .. right ?
cause i’ve been tryna work it out, ohhh .

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